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[01 Dec 2005|04:48pm]
hey_streethawk
[ mood | obviously. ]

in the event of a middle bay battle royale, john sherwood will surely win.

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John vs. Time [16 Nov 2005|09:43pm]

ourthirdtime
[ mood | working ]

Most of you don't know, and sometimes I even forget, that John and I were in the same tutorial last year. John spoke not a word the entire year except when asked a question to which he responded 'yes', 'no', or 'shrug'. John ignored my very existence in the class and never sat remotely close to me, despite the fact that (I can make this assumption without fear of sounding arrogant) I was the only person he actually knew outside of class. Apparently John hated tutorials (though his expressionless face during class did not attest to any emotion), as he revealed to many of us during dinner time conversations.
There is one particular tutorial I recall involving John... We had just switched tutors and were getting acquainted with Jean Coleno for the first time. He wanted to get to know us a bit so he asked us each what our favorite text of the year was. Many students enjoyed The Odyssey, Nietzsche or The Bacchae, but oh no, not John. John loved Augustine's Confessions. How can you love Confessions? Anyway. When everyone had shared, a student asked J-Killah (Coleno) what his least favorite work was, to which he responded, "Sorry, John, but I hated Confessions".
I laugh.

... oh yes, and didn't John's final paper involve Augustine?

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John. [01 Nov 2005|01:28am]

ourthirdtime
Every time I spent the overnight with Conor beyond John's second door, I would emerge from room B into room A to the same scenario: John sitting in his computer chair reading or Warcrafting (or San Andreas'ing towards the end of the year). Like a neighbour who greets everyone who passes his way, John (in all his predictability) would say the same thing to me every morning: "Wassup" (not in question form). Who says 'wassup' at 7:00 a.m.? In all the times I have been in and out of Conor's room, I have never happened upon a naked John, nor John in a towel, nor John in a precarious position (you know). Strange. I often wondered when he did his changing of clothing and other dirty businesses since his schedule was so inflexible and odd. Perhaps he's an early bird getting 'at the worm'? Or perhaps his minimalist lifestyle permits not such activities of indulgence? Oh my.
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volleyball [31 Oct 2005|12:30am]

sttebbitauhsoj
[ mood | and shit ]

This weekend (Oct. 29-30), John joined the volleyball team. He was just sitting in his room playing Warcraft when someone from the volleyball team walked into his room and asked him if he wanted to go to the tournament that weekend. John said yes and went, where he sat on the bench, played zero volleyball and got to be a university jock. He was given forty dollars for food, which he spent zero of so that he could make a profit from the trip.

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[17 Oct 2005|10:23pm]
hey_streethawk
I LEFT JOHN A FUNNY MESSAGE LOL BYE
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[16 Oct 2005|12:48pm]
hey_streethawk
"i can get angry, but that does not make me a zombie." - js
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[12 Oct 2005|08:43pm]

spacecowboy18
One time, Me and John were having a conversation about videogames, that slowly devolved into a hour and a half HEATED argument about which Final Fantasy game is the best; which is better, Final Fantasy or Metal Gear Solid; and how great Warcraft is, that ended is us both storming off to our respective halves of the room and sulking. (for the record, 6 is the best, Final Fantasy is better, and we both agree, Warcraft is awesome.)
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park that car, drop that phone, sleep on the floor, dream about me. [12 Oct 2005|01:44pm]
hey_streethawk
[ mood | john ^__^ ]

dave walked downtown with john yesterday. john needed a joystick.

he told dave a story about his friend who's a german horticulturist and couldn't leave the public gardens 'cause he thought the flowers were so beautiful.

boys, honestly here, is anything john says true?

i also meant to post this over the weekend, but i was pretty busy, so here goes:

john was on the same bus jess was on! he was wearing his party shirt!

i think i have feelings for john :-/

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[29 Sep 2005|01:06am]
hey_streethawk
[ mood | sad ]

i didn't see john today

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[27 Sep 2005|10:51pm]
hey_streethawk
john now has 45 songs

audioslave, journey, danzig, and the talking heads
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i won't sleep well if i don't fill you in. [27 Sep 2005|02:04am]
hey_streethawk
not only does john hate penguins, but he also hates narnia.

NARNIA! WHO THE FUCK HATES NARNIA.

john, i guess.

i we still love him, though.
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[26 Sep 2005|12:50am]
hey_streethawk
word is john's been listening to "she blinded me with science" an awful lot these days
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[24 Sep 2005|02:37am]
hey_streethawk
john fucking hates penguins
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[23 Sep 2005|01:28am]
hey_streethawk
i think about john a lot.
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[22 Sep 2005|10:04pm]
hey_streethawk
so, today i decided to give john sherwood a visit.

he was sitting in his room (i think he was playing warcraft) and his door was open. so, i walk in and john and i get to talkin'.

l: john, i have something to tell you.
j: yeah?
l: you know about livejournal, right?
j: ...
l: livejournal. do you know about it?
j: ...
l: john!
j: oh, sorry. yeah, livejournal. what about it?
l: i think there may be a community dedicated to you. what do you think of that?
j: i'm so flattered.

dave ruined my cover when he said, "who's responsible for the community, hmmmmm, lora?"

i don't think john was listening though.

i'm trying to remember what he was wearing, but fuck, my memory's shot to hell.
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[21 Sep 2005|12:54am]
hey_streethawk
Jess says:
At a king's cup at third floor middle bay, he got drunk and started drinking shampoo
Conor called poison control to mke sure he wouldn't die
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[21 Sep 2005|12:46am]
hey_streethawk
dave and i went to the movies a few weeks ago.

as we were walking down spring garden we ran into john. he had his skateboard. you know that park near the commons? yeah, that's where john skateboards.

he never shows me any of his moves and admittedly, that leaves a huge hole in my heart and all, but man, it's just nice knowing he's out there. you know what i mean, man?
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oh, and another thing. [21 Sep 2005|12:42am]
hey_streethawk
i really like the way he drinks his gee and tees.

at 2:00pm when he's playing warcraft, no less.
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the first step toward getting help is admitting you have a problem. [21 Sep 2005|12:39am]
hey_streethawk
i'm somewhat sure i'll go down in a ball of flames for this one, kids, but john sherwood deserves it.

[even if he does think i'm stalking him and is probably looking into a restraining order.]

john, if you're out there, can you rap for me?
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